Dammit, do I have to buy a fur suit now?
Devs have to get striped thigh highs.
Admins have to get fur suits.
Users have to grow a beard and pony tail.
Home-labbers must choose two from the above.
Them’s the rules.
I think you are forgetting that most home-labbers probably can’t afford to get a fur suit due to their homelab.
Source: Am home-labber
Okay, got the beard and pony tail, so if I don’t want to be itchy, it’s thigh highs.
Question: are my little pony stockings acceptable, or do they have to be hello kitty themed?
MLP is only acceptable if you also call yourself “anon” and regularly browse 4chan.
Hello kitty is preferred, but any Sanryo character is perfectly valid.
Dammit.
Wait! Is rainbow bright an acceptable compromise?
Of course
I don’t understand the linux/programming socks meme though. I’ve met way more overweight, unshaven, smelly nerds than people wearing striped socks anywhere. At one convention there was one single person with cat ears, but that was it. Where does this association even come from when it’s so rare (at least in my experience)?