• Maki@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    30 days ago

    “That’s no gun. Now, if you’d come at me with S-Mart’s top of the line twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington from the sporting goods department, that would be different. Made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, retailing for $109.95 with a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger, it is the only gun I would carry. That’s right… shop smart: shop S-Mart… YA GOT THAT?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates even thinks about aiming their pea shooter at me…” – Ash

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    Man, you people need to learn how to meme…

    This is an ARM free zone, you’re not allowed to have arms…

    How the fuck you gonna have hands if you don’t have arms? Duh…

    Edit: Yes I’m an idiot, but I don’t type in WASD…

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    You can make one million dollars and never pay taxes! All it takes are these two simple words: “I forgot”. That’s right! And it works for other things as well: “I forgot armed robbery was illegal.” - Steve Martin

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    29 days ago

    So, this is a popular political talking point that happens to be nonsense. It’s only a “meme” because someone put it on a picture and posted it here.

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      A buddy of mine told me a story from his Coast Guard days where one of his friends’ daughters was getting picked up for a date, so her dad was sitting at the kitchen table doing the stereotypical scary-dad gun cleaning thing. Well, the date walks in, looks at the dad, and goes “got a set for a 9mm?” And proceeds to sit down and start cleaning his own gun with his date’s dad.

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    The only reason why there would be gun free zones is if there is a gun problem requiring gun free zones.

    Remove guns and you remove the need for gun free zones.

    Make sure your society doesn’t contribute to mental health problems too and you pretty much have eliminated both the access to weapons and the conditions under which a person would want to start pointing one at people.