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Røøk@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 29 days ago

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Røøk@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 29 days ago
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  • ceenote@lemmy.world
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    It’s too dangerous to pull it out. Just drink some water and swallow it.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, what would Shrek do

  • otacon239@lemmy.world
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    Instructions too clear - Lightbulb stuck in mouth

  • antsu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Skill Skull issue.

  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    Practice with a plastic one first then you can move onto glass.

  • NABDad@lemmy.world
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    But, if you can’t put it in your mouth, where can you put it?

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      • Strider@lemmy.world
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        I was bored.

      • perishthethought@piefed.social
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        29 days ago

        Haha, the perfect setup

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s a suppository!

  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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    I want to make one out of sugar

    • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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      Someone breaks into your house and you eat a fucking lightbulb to assert dominance.

      • Janx@piefed.social
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        I wouldn’t rob that house if I had the largest gang with me! (The police department)

    • Zarobi@aussie.zone
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      Would it be effective as a functional bulb?

  • Malyca@lemmy.zip
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    Side note, never put one up your ass. Ask er people why. If you do, go to the hospital and do the walk of shame. Do not remove yourself.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      I disagree with doing the Walk of Shame. That has got to hurt like hell and they have these chairs with these wheelie dealies on them. Do the, uh, Spin of Scandal? Yeah that’s a thing

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    Don’t stick beans up your nose

    • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
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      One time i put m&ms up my nose, where they stayed for several minutes until my dad panicked thinking i was having a nose bleed.

    • rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social
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      I’ve picked Lego bricks out of my kids nose with tweezers. Twice.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        Lego bricks have tweezable surfaces not every bean does.

        • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          You’d be better off just mushing the bean and letting it decompose

    • perishthethought@piefed.social
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      What about moths?

  • Jimbo@pawb.social
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    So uhhh… anybody done this?

    • LurkingLuddite@piefed.social
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      If you have to move your jaw to an uncomfortable position for anything, it’s a bad idea. That said, a lightbulb should be pretty simple… for a SLUT!

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    Instructions unclear, stuck it up my butt instead.

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    https://youtu.be/xpz67hBIJwg

    DO NOT PUT THEM IN THERE

    • bazelgeuse@lemmy.zip
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      I clicked expecting some blurred gore, and instead was hit with a heavy wave of nostalgia. Completely forgot this existed!

  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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    just eat it. I used to eat light bulbs as a party trick and

  • danekrae@lemmy.world
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    But what about this?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDAHZIqxk4k

  • solidheron@sh.itjust.works
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    Don’t be little bitch because you got a lightbulb in your mouth

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