This was what the logo looked like here in Europe too, at least in the eighties and nineties.

EDIT: I just looked it up and found the Snopes article, explaining how I’m wrong and these images are proven fakes circulating online, and apparently there really never was a cornucopia. My mind is truly and fully blown. What the fuck.

That corn isn’t dead, it’s just resting.

Weeeellll hello there!

Even reading this made my blood pressure go up.

Username checks out, I guess?

Recently I had a guy deliver a new appliance. The hallway still reeked of his cologne two hours after he left, when he hadn’t been in my house for more than 5 minutes. I didn’t even think that was possible.

Yeah I tried increasing the font size in my phone settings, the result is that in most app half of the words just disappear. They still only get the space allotted to them in the app and if they exceed those dimensions, that’s just too fucking bad.

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