Starring Liam Neeson as Frog and Tom Bateman as Toad (2019)

Yes

Bah dah da da da dat dat dah dah…

Free cinder blocks though, right?

The “please tread on me harder” state.

Would they make tadpoles, or human pond babies, or merfrogs?

I would 100% watch an all muppet remake of The Matrix

French indignation

That Boomers are to blame for almost all of the current state of affairs

Next step: carbonite

Ryan needs to stay in school

If it is, pls credit me in a footnote

Jells?

Unironically, it used to be called “Horse and Sparrow Economics,” with the rich eating grains, and the poors pecking their meals from the horseshit.

True story

100%

They should change her name to Diabeetus

I get the feeling this Jesus fellow would very much be against the idea of for-profit healthcare.

Gaston had years of practice sucking down liquid protein too

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.

I dunno, she doesn’t look that big.