Dear [Managers Name],

Please accept this as my letter of resignation my last day will be [date/effective immediately] .

[Paragraph on things you did that made you “proud” if you might work there again/professionally bitch about how shit things are if you will never work there again/leave blank]

[Thank you for the opportunity to work here and I wish you all well/leave blank]

Kind Regards,

[Your Name]

If this is the same picture I saw years ago. This is from a farm college. So they kinda need the toe hooks.

Hah! You say it like I wasn’t depressed at 10 too.

Nobody believes me when I say that! I grew them! You chop em up throw em in the dirt and they grow! You are happy with taking cuttings from any other plant but potatoes? Oh you can’t just chop em up and bury them. Then what did I just grow aliens? Ugh.

I have found that Netflix loves to set things to 5.1 surround over stereo which is a thing to check.

Doesn’t fix everything though *cough* Christopher Nolan *cough*

Pretty sure that tweet is way older than the Xitter takeover. He doesn’t have one now.

Nothing more gay than a bunch of straight dudes together.

I remember a time when autocorrect was terrible then it became good and then, terrible again. What happened?

My friend is more like an over caffinated monkey screaming not useful callouts.

Bullshit my night shift neighbour is the quietest person in the whole flat!

Nightshifters being a minortity so they don’t matter is messed up thing to say. They are the reason bakeries have fresh bread and your shop gets deliveries.

Also you are confusing people going out and coming back drunk with Night owls. That’s mainly morning people. As you say, they are the majority after all.

That’s insane. That’s an insane thing to say. Me going 10 over in a school zone is dangerous as fuck even if everyone else is doing it. Me going 10 over in a residential zone or a built up area is also super dangerous.

What are your general speed limits in those areas?

Why didn’t you move your head?

Huh American lights don’t go amber first, just straight to green.

Also those shorts made my blood pressure rise.

Why is the BBC not a good source?

Makes sense. Could be harnessed to do something probably but incredibly dangerous to do so.

Israel outright attacked Iran. Haven’t seen the news recently so. This might actually be about something else.

Source that isn’t the Daily mail: https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/awards-held-memory-stockton-teen-6888826

:O

Have you ever gotten an email for a breach from the company that leaked your personal data? Haveibeenpwned.com is how I found out about my breaches.

It’s a train set. That is the most adult thing possible, go be the train nerd you always wanted to be!