This is my reply every time someone suggests nvim. Is it on the servers I use but I’m not an admin for? No? Then it doesn’t sound like a great option.

So you’re telling me that people want dishwashers to be sexy *turns to my assistant* write that down! Write that down!

Maybe f0ggy? You can always beat regex if you want it hard enough.

These millenials are just lazy, no one wants to work hard anymore!

If some of my past accounts are in there, can I request to be grandfathered in please?

But at least you could still afford them in the 90s, and even have the money to electively buy snack sized cans of nuts in the first place.

That’s actually a pretty good summary of the plot.

Okay, you caught me, I didn’t do the math. If you make minimum wage in America, that’s $1160/month gross. An egg costs on average 50 cents. So a single broken egg works out to 0.04% of their monthly budget. I don’t see a broken egg much, less than once a year, so maybe it worth dividing that number by 12.

My point is a single egg is less than $1, with the cheap ones it’s less than 50 cents. I don’t remember the last time I made a different decision to save 50 cents.

Okay, but let’s be realistic about that. Let’s say it’s worst case scenario and 2 eggs are broken, how does that affect me? Eggs represent like 0.001% of my budget, if half my eggs were cracked, I wouldn’t notice much.

This is a feature, only idiots optimize for straights.

Didn’t even include Dune tho…

I may be a certified expert in My Little Pony, but I’ve only used like 3 distros, so I don’t think I’m qualified enough to weigh in.

Can I rice my drugs?

There are 3 energy sources for earth; solar, accretion/diffusion, and radioactive decay. Accretion/diffusion was an important energy source in the early Earth, but it doesn’t release almost any energy anymore. The reason the planet core stays warm is primarily due to radioactive decay now.

It’s kinda nice if you consider the electrical box or the unmowed lawn as a dragon.

I can think of nothing worse than having to relive the story of AVP in real life. I barely made it to the credits the first time.

Might be that the net revenue per hour of a restaurant will always win, unless you charge $50 per ticker for a movie.

People who live in California, if anyone bothers to enforce it, would have two options:

1. Switch OSs to something that does comply, or
2. Risk criminal actions for using their computer wrong

It should be implemented as “This is only required if you live in California” during setup. However, this does sound completely unenforceable. If I have a connecting flight through LA, will they send a swat team to pick me up at the airport for not setting it up and using the WiFi?

Linux saved me from Destiny 2, basically saved my future. This is a true story.