I had to take “keyboarding” my freshman year of high school ( mid 90s), they had an option to opt out if you could type something like 30 words a minute, which I could, from all my messing around on my home PC.

I will say though, I have long fingers and it’s extremely uncomfortable to type in the “proper” position using 8 fingers across the rows. I ended up making my own hybrid 6 finger system that has served me very well to this day, typically I can average around 50 WPM this way.

Anyways, bypassing keyboarding allowed me to take Basic Programming it its place, and each year after our awesome teacher created a new programming class for us, Pascal, C++, Visual Basic and Java by the time we graduated.

I only learned a few years ago, she was not a real person. Just an actress that was used to create a persona. It did help me type tho.

If the dishonesty bothers you, I recommend a more realistic tutor for learning to type: Typing of the Dead.

Thank mr skeltal!

There’s no way you’d be watching the astronauts live and a jar of nut flys by.

I’ve found it hilarious

How hard would it be to create an open source identity token that would allow user authentication on any forum or site that will accept it?

Something with a public/private encryption system to authenticate users without the content needing to be federated.

That’s how fucked our economy is. There is a significant number of people so close to the edge that buying an extra 10 days before eviction is the final gasp before becoming homeless.

They can’t handle this

“I have a few more bits of poop”

Presidential Manpon

I thought the same, like congrats on making it even more pathetic. Hey bro wanna go halfsies on a last meal?

Get the guys who worked on the Stonehenge set for Spinal Tap

Any adult that says they’ve never crapped their pants are lying or lying to themselves.

Which way out of this cave, Plato?

What is up with belle’s face on that cover? Holy crap.

It’s not worth respecting something that clearly belongs on the bottom of the list.