unalivejoy

Oh, you have opinions on HRT? I’m taking away your IPv4 privileges.

Don’t you just hate it when you do tons of research to prove someone wrong, but it turns out they were right?

I fucked around so you could find out. You’re welcome. /s

If someone tells you they’re an iOS user, there’s a 99% chance they use Apple products and a 1% chance they’re a network admin.

They could’ve shortened it to YADA YADA.

I sure am glad nobody I know prefers personality.

robm@homebox ~$ please su
[sudo] password for robm: 
robm is not in the sudoers file.  This incident will be reported.

The meme is “image of iMessage conversation”

What part of “abandon technology” was unclear?

Abandon technology and become a farmer.

At what point is it just a meme when chat spams “Feet!” when a streamer shows their toes? Doesn’t matter the gender.

Lotta money for something that will short-circuit the first time I piss on it.

Can I buy a bucket?

The people who literally say “lol” irl

Lol isn’t an acronym. It’s an initialism. L.O.L.

She hasn’t found my secret boot partition yet.

DDR4 or DDR5?

Just whatever you do, don’t ln -s /bin/fish /bin/sh

I don’t run Linux, I run SystemD.

Why bother with distro hopping when you can desktop hop?