Donald Duck comics killed my parents

But not as good as pee

Excuse me, officer? What exactly are you accusing me of? Doing cocaine? Sweet, aromatic, Bolivian cocaine?

Arch killed my parents btw.

Should have put Hannah Montana Linux on their phone instead. SMH my head

You’ve just inspired me. Many estates have grandiose names. I am naming my apartment swamphole, and I am now the lord of swamphole.

I’m on level 69

If you’re not using HML you don’t even deserve to breathe.

So. Some unfortunate news here. There was never a time to be on YouTube in the first place.

…why?

Credit cards still work and I don’t think I’ve ever had to pay a bill or move money around so urgently I couldn’t do it from home.

Is -alR killed my parents

Good luck getting one under 24/7 surveillance.

Hi, I’m dad

I’m actually starting to think 25/7 monitoring of all digital communications is actually a good idea.

For politicians.

It’s the only way to sure they’re accountable to the public. This should be the trade off. You enter into politics and literally the only privacy you ever have is when you’re in the bathroom.

Every fart, sneeze, cough, every email you send, every text you send on a phone, website you visit, is public record.

I’ve always had issues with fedora and nvidia.

I’m good thanks.

I’d argue that religion is inherently evil. Every. Fucking. One.

Audi killed my parents

Linux mint killed my parents.

A snap package killed my parents when they wouldn’t pay $4.99 for it.