He should be glitching and stuttering for the full Windows experience

Yeah, the scene is literally Joker gathering the money to burn it in front of some gang boss to show him that he doesn’t care about the money. I’m guessing OP wanted to say that the CEO is burning money needlessly?

My garbage landlord installed an overengineered gate opening mechanism for the parking lot. The system is made by an Israeli firm and you can only open it by using an app that is a privacy nightmare and asks you a ton of personal information (including full name). If you’re dumb enough, there’s also a “feature” to enable tracking your GPS position constantly so the gate opens when you’re near it.

It’s absolute garbage and there was a break in this year because any kid could figure out how to open it. I have no words.

Meanwhile, I have to install my third freedesktop 1GB dependency for 4 flatpak apps. What I wouldn’t give for a slim 100mb electron package… All my electron apps as appimages are less than 1gb total.

But hey, at least native apps are so much faster. I have to get out an atomic clock to really see those microseconds that Zed is saving me compared to VSCode. You can even use the extra battery you gain to do one extra Rust compilation from scratch!

But on a serious note, mine just jumps up and down in volume randomly

Not much of an Oracle if they didn’t see that coming

One of the Israelis said “we killed dogs”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/15/israeli-police-kill-two-young-palestinian-boys-and-their-parents-in-west-bank

Absolute scum

The problem is, the European vassals will probably join in, even if they were not consulted. And when the terrorist attacks start they can just piggyback Islamophobia to get elected, while ignoring the geopolitical conditions that created it. We’ve seen it before.

The “Bored of Peace” pedos are at it again

The toilet analyzes your stool and automatically connects with your smart fridge and amazon account to automatically shop the ideal diet for you.

Of course, it’s wrong only 90% of the time and sells all your data, but that’s besides the point. It also requires a constant Internet connection and a subscription fee to flush the water.

This was on https://www.openstreetmap.org/

I zoomed in to my local area and typed pizza in the search box. A place with Pizza in the name was at the center of my screen. The search took me to a city in another continent called Pizza.

Contributions from users are wasted if the final UX is so poorly designed.

What I would love from DDG is a search option that removes those crappy AI generated websites that fill 90% of results nowadays. Ironically, they would have to use some kind of use AI to do it (classifiers)

Unsurprising results. It’s very rare to see support for AI anywhere expect some niche subreddits or Linkedin. Usually any whiff of AI is immediately downvoted

Technically, there’s Gemini (protocol) and Gopher as alternatives to the usual web stack, but they’re still pretty niche in usage.

I thought Floorp was one of those joke names when you want to make something up, but apparently it’s real.

ITT: Western chauvinists looking at US abuse, grasping at straws to blame China

Mehrfamilienhaus = more families house / apartment

Why new words when old words good?

Also libertarians support… checks notes…

selling children as consumer goods in accord with market forces

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murray_Rothbard#Children’s_rights_and_parental_obligations