That’s how you breed scrubs who can’t M-x-butterfly. I say give them a distro that boots into vi and starts a background process that block internet access around them. If they manage to quit vi and kill the daemon, they’re ready for Linux.

And all at the same time, with nothing the rest of the year.

Instead of bread try a layer of grated cheese, and put it under an overhead grill.

They’re in his basement. Nobody else has heard of them.

You kidnapped the bicycle? You monster!

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If your skull size increases but what’s inside doesn’t, that sounds potentially very bad.

Plot twist: you are the dinner.

Or when those genius scientists say something that shows they don’t even have a high schooler’s grasp of maths.

Magical accident: the teacher had flipped themselves through the fourth dimension the night before.

“ … and here I forgot an ampersand so the parameter was passed by value instead of by reference and I spent so much time …. Oh. You meant the other kind of bugs, didn’t you?”

We will rememb…. Ooh squirrel!

This didn’t “reveal differences in human perception”. Those differences were well known already. What was lacking - and still is, as far as I know - is a good model of human colour perception.

Nobody puts baby in a corner.