Hold my flip flops, I can fix that mythological creature!
She can make me
worsedeadTbf I’ve been breathing a lot recently, a tolerance break would do me good.
Which would be an improvement i think. While you’re there, can you ask if shes bi?
Yeah, if a siren texted me this I couldn’t promise I wouldn’t accept tbh
Was considering without a siren.
She’s good for me bro. Trust me.
I can fix her
Sirens used to beckon in person, with their voices, smdh.
On another note, this is a good rendition of a siren song for the game Hades 2 sung by Ashley Barrett. I’d prolly jump in.
You’re lucky I’m getting stared at through my webcam by a Gor…
Removed by mod
She will take the suffering from you!
My real wife knows I don’t have a daughter!
?
Sirens were ancient creatures of mythology who sang to passing ships, inducing those onboard to throw themselves into the sea.
I’ll bet they appreciate modern waterproof phones!
So much.
Modern sirens would probably consider following around those ships that divers work out of to be cheating.
Hungry mermaid.
oh ok
deleted by creator
