aka dad jokes nobody asked for

  • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Meat

    Dry ice

    Because I said we were going out for the evening but wouldn’t give more into and it hates surprises.

    Treat it to a fancy meal at a nice restaurant, have a long walk along the waterfront, and ask nicely when back in bed.