The rest of the guide:
Nice find
Never! You can take my FromSoft games from my cold, dead, lonely hands.
Huh I actually said “Never!” on reading this too… the rest is also accurate.
You: “Uninstall DS3”
Me: “I can’t hear you, I’m gooning to Sister Friede feet pics”
Okay. I can keep Demons Souls, Dark Souls, Elden Ring, and Bloodborne, right?
No. You’re only allowed to have Armored Core.
My wife and I routinely play FromSoft games together. Just find a girl with the same interests as you; it’s not hard.
My girlfriend liked watching me play Dark Souls though. She thought it was funny how angry I got went I lost my souls.
She was really into Dragon Age, because she wanted to make the characters have gay sex.
Different strokes. She was bad at handjobs though.
Get you a girl who appreciates the finely crafted atmo, and not that Cheesecake Factory shit.
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install dark souls
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visit Priscilla
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feet
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My current partner I got to try FromSoft games. Sekiro did not go well for them.
Impossibruh!
