I’m the one who disappears for a while lol. “Is he in jail or in the Cayman Islands… who knows”

Backrooms

I saw that movie. It was okay. I did fall asleep during it but that’s because I am old .

You ever see the futurama episode what that slug was forced to party all the time.

It’s like that

I’m just imagining a kids show “this goat is climbing the cliff for salt. Oh no he fell. And he’s now impaled on that dead tree. That’s a a (I don’t know trees) trees! They are native to the region! Did you hear that squish? Let’s investigate. Oh it was these worming things falling! Those are what we call intestines and they help you eat yummy food! Now it calling for its brother and sisters with its last gurgling breath. Don’t you remember a time when you wanted to play with your siblings but they were too busy? Comment below! Now Mr. Vulture is coming to say hello! And he loves eyes! Not like the letter silly! It’s what you see from! Vultures love eyes!”

Edit sorry I couldn’t help myself: this one is acting strange… let’s take a look! Oh its brain is full of these silly bent proteins. Look at the holes where they like to live! It’s called a prion disease! Can we all say spongiform encephalopathy?! Sound it out, you can do it!

They crave the salt

I wish I had property I would totally build that and display it nearest the road.

Im a cis male btw I just think this is wonderful art.

I’ve done the reverse version at work to coworkers

“Can you keep a secret”

“Absolutely not”

Don’t drag me down with you. I’m just here to get paid.

That’s where I heard it from!

Irs actually not dangerous in the same way driving blind is. I doubt you care about crumple Zones.

In one situation you drive blindly into an accident… the other “well rear ending can sometimes be bad!!!”

It never is. The you’re wrong, crazy, and also stupid.

You’re entire argument is “driving blindly is safer than stopping blindly” it’s dumb. It’s a dumb argument. When is going ever safer than stopping lol? You are dumb.

You know you are arguing a lot about your right to drive blind. You might be a narcissist. You are arguing very clearly that if you hurt someone while driving blind it’s their fault.

Maybe you are just incapable of empathy. If you kill people bit you get to your destination quicker… that’s a Win.

Maybe you just suck?

Let me ask you this

You’ll get 1 million dollars but a new born infant will be skinned alive… do you take the money?

They’d live to disagree. The people you kill by driving blind wouldn’t. That survivorship biase

I don’t think driving a multi ton machine while blind is a good idea

If you get rear ended you’ll survive. Why should your crappy eyesight or wind shield be my problem? Stay home.

I’m sorry your eyes suck. Why should that be a death sentence for me?

Then stand still

You’d kill less people that way

Very true but if you’re deciding which of the rich to eat he’s probably not the first to start with.

Not drive. If you can’t see you are supposed to not drive.

I love that show. When you compare him to other billionaires he’s not the worst. I think Jeff bezos does more harm. He has an episode too