After working with poles for years, I can recognize them on the street without them saying a word.

Not fair. Dutch does basicly the same. Yet we rarely get credit. German does sound cooler in most cases.

I heard something along the lines of: If a snail started crawling at the same time Russia invaded Ukraine in 2022. The snail would have crossed the polish border by now.

I’d be more than willing to throw them a couple of euros each month. But paying like 14 per month for something I get for free now is just too much.

Go to Norway and commit crime.

Just don’t connect your TV to the internet. I’ve been using it as a monitor for years.