It’s not me that’s out of touch with reality, peanut butter jar.

“Try it again.”

Marketing.

It’s not like they even have to market it.

I know, right? I’ve watched it several times, and it still got me when I watched it again when I posted that.

Side note: This stripped back version is pretty good.

Pants!

That’s exactly the level of condescension I was going for. :)

I’m usually pretty good at picking up on such nuances, but I’d never think of reading that as an insult. Maybe a joke, but even then, not a very good one. Good to know for future reference, though, to prevent any further losing of the mind, so to speak. G*d knows I have little enough to spare.

Beaten to death with a giant asterisk.

Religions are so weird with their little arbitrary and inconsequential rules.

Is that UFC ring still on the Whitehouse lawn?

We’re censoring the word ‘God’ now? Fuck me sideways.

Kendu is a memecoin…

Aaaand blocked.

Unlikely. My ex identifies as she/her/physical manifestation of evil.

And every question is loaded. This was my ex.

This is what I keep telling people. This whole game ‘ownership’ debate is only happening because no-one ever reads the EULA.

I laughed, but I’m offended by the ‘ur’. It saved two characters. Yipeee?

I’m disappointed that wasn’t Yakkety Sax.