Right I forgot

He posts frequently about a man named Karl but has not deleted his account. Is he one of them or no?

Really? Do you know examples of accounts to watch out for?

This is so cute!! I hope Nico’s boyfriend takes it well. I also feel like my wife, who I met 6 years ago, is my soulmate. Who knows? Maybe by 2031, you’ll be married!!

Probably, I assume they like masculine or neutral terms

I think he can act perfectly to the point of making something as annoying as snoring relaxing.

Well, of course she likes you :)

Assuming you aren’t a troll since I’ve seen other posts and we’ve interacted before, some people can be in denial about whether their crush actually likes them. Don’t worry, she does! 🌺

I also wouldn’t bang someone or even be “down to have sex with” I wasn’t into, and I wouldn’t tell them we could date if they wanted to.

Friends with benefits exist, but she’s saying you guys can be if you don’t want to date her. Doesn’t really sound platonic to me. (I’ve also never had sex with anyone who wasn’t my current girlfriend, but still.)

Except my sister’s friend says Patrick Stewart doesn’t have a big nose and Bullock does.

Also, Bullock is probably bi, unlike my fictional crush Hayley, so OP could have a chance with him if he were real

My girlfriend and I are quite partial to Hayley in particular.

😳