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Cake day: July 10th, 2025

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  • Couldn’t we just have warning messages?

    like parental content warnings? lol

    “If you experience symptoms of nausea, moral outrage, or sudden aneurism during this programming, please locate the MUTE button on your infrared remote than immediately dial 9-1-1 on your rotary or cordless phone. Listener digression is advised.”












  • Was driving and glanced at something in my peripheral, barely even registered what I was seeing before a shrill “SHEES FOUURTEEEEEEEENNN” blistered through my ear drums from the passengers seat.

    Like I could have understood that reaction if I was legit checking out some 14yo girl but like I was just driving and watching out for pedestrians.

    Tragically miserable human being that taught me a lot of life lessons the hard way.