If you’re able to relate to this joke then you can read her annoyance and figure it out.

Summer, I love you but you’re bringing me down

I thought Google usually has a good record with open formats.

When I discovered this in high school we called it a jam jar jet. We used isopropyl alcohol for the fuel.

Next time use the Bristol stool scale

Thank you. I can always use an excuse for a gin and tonic.

Obviously this is Anubis

Because no one says “cola”. It’s a little awkward.

I’ll have a Coke

Is Pepsi ok?

Yes

One time I ordered a “Cola” to try and preempt the follow up question and got roasted. There’s no winning.

I have an OpenWRT One. It comes with OpenWRT preinstalled (duh) and some proceeds go to fund the project.

I don’t know DBZ. It thought it was Vegeta something

Woot.com has lots of refurbs around that price.

It’s part of Amazon so you can use your Prime shipping.

In the battle of IP v 6, IP won. Better luck next time 6.

*one long spaghetto

Reminds me of gameshell, which is a rogue-like game designed to teach you the unix shell. So instead of navigating with NESW, you cd to locations. At one point you search the “garden”, which is an unmanageable tangle of directories, with find.

Would have been better off donating to charity

To match GNU

I ran pi-hole on my NAS. Then I pointed my router at it to make it the DNS for my whole network. The only problem was it would create issues when I had a power outage. If things didn’t start up with the right timing they would get wonky and certain devices would report as not having Internet.

That’s why I bought an OpenWRT One so I could install an equivalent to pi-hole on in directly. Though I hit a snag with that and don’t currently have that running.

I haven’t noticed much of a difference without the pi-hole running (my NAS is dead right now). I think some of my devices had their own DNS settings so they weren’t using the config from the router.

Tomatoes are berries. Strawberries are not berries.