I thought 67 thing was slang for 42.

That’s quite different from what I learned from my uncles growing up…

This is how you pour a beer!

I always told driving is a privilege, not a right.

Its like commenting in code. If you have good comments, it can help you find the error. No comments and gotta spend the time figuring out where it went wrong.

Me not showing my work in math. Always getting the right answer, but not showing the tedious details.

1 mile is 5 tomAtoes (5280)

my kid

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Came here to mention slackware too.

Fuck yeah, Slackware ftw

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You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Pee is not stored in the balls, your spermies are.

Come on its obvious, "let’s all pose for a picture " …

To be clear, pay for a delivery to be walked to you?

This seems so strange, I understand bicycle delivery, but walking delivery…

That exists? Like do people really pay for someone to walk food to them?

Who’s walking for fast food delivery?

The alt text is always good. Too many words to copy and paste.

But think of the children!

Work within a tolerance of error.

Its not about the best conditions just good enough to get the job done.

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Turn it off and on again?

But be careful of a super boil heating or whatever the term is. You boil water in the microwave and it doesn’t bubble, once you break the tension it all boils at once.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superheating

Edit a word and link.