Exactly!
So has anyone tried this pewpowpie recipe and does it taste any good?

“What do you have to hide?”

Grizzly murders. Loads of them!!

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J/k. It’s my privacy. All those horrific murders were really easy to get away with, keeping my privacy private however…

I legitimately do not, and have never had, any of the usual social media. This lemm.ee about is the only one I have, and that’s closing down soon.

However I would also never visit the us. So it’s all a win/win for me.

"Ok Google. Send a tweet to xhitter. Say…

I am going to put certain WORDS in CAPS to accentuate them for REASONS that no one can really understand. Then I’m going to SPOUT bullshit about the traitors flying high miles away from any DANGER but I’ll laughingly call them HEROIC and PATRIOTIC.
Then I’ll touch my little mushroom peepee and do a nazi salute to MYSELF in the MIRROR.
Thank you for your attention to my EGO!!!

Send tweet.

Right, where the little kiddies at? I’m feeling super viagra masculine today!! Shit, how do I delete this. No, stop. Don’t send. Everyone IGNORE that last bit about the kiddies!! Phew, got away with that! Hegseth. HEGSETH. change me, I’ve shit myself again. Get right in there and clean the folds."

How do I report a profile?

Clearly you don’t know how I clearly know this clearly isn’t true? Well, it’s simple, you didn’t use the word clearly nearly enough.

Seriously, go to IMDb and look at any big TV series or movie then go to the goofs section and look for all the very smug ‘clearly’ remarks.
“The stunt man was clearly wearing a wig to make him look like a woman”…“watch the background to see that George Clooney was clearly not driving the car” etc etc.
And every single time the word brings nothing to the point being made. Nothing. It’s just out there by the person to show how clever they are for spotting it.
‘clearly’ is IMDb’s version of “well, ackchualllyyyy”

Fuck off

No one is going to convince me that the left one isn’t a character from the hunger games movie!!

That sounds terrible. Just terrible. Horrible even. Horrible.

Anyone got any links so I can see just how vile and disgusting it is?

“I’m just saying that I didn…”
{throws a gun at Billy} "HE’S GOT A GUN. I’M FEARING FOR MY LIFE!” {starts blasting in all directions}

That’s a mighty fine tailpipe you’ve got there!!

I see.
Would you give it three stars then? Five, maybe?

Then it gets better, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You should, it works ‘perfectly’.

Why are you putting clean plates under a pile of toilet paper?

Ha, that will never happen.
Next you’ll be telling me they’ll elect a rapist reality TV star failed businessman who has numerous casino bankruptcies under his belt!!! Impossible.

Exactly. Where I used to work there was a greasy cafe type place around the corner and the baps got wider the more stuff you ordered. If you ordered the Full Monty the burger bap was wider than my head. MY HEAD.
You’re damn right I would order it every time I went in. It was glorious…and very unhealthy, but also glorious.

I’ve heard guillotines are coming back in to fashion…

I’ve heard those components are very sensitive and easily damaged so, protestors, please be careful. We don’t want them getting damaged beyond repair, do we…

Wooo, look at hoity toity FancyPants over here with their screwdriver. All we could afford to fix our cassette tapes was a pencil. And a blunt pencil at that. And it was probably stolen from school!! Screwdrivers indeed!