Its an antimeme

I heard brittany brokski be referred to as the kombucha lady before but it never clicked what meme they were referring to

Are you my grandad? Go back to bed papaw

This is me all the time. I dont know what to add to the conversation so I try to relate and then feel like this afterwards

I think its somehow referencing the phenomenon where people develop crushes on random people they see at an airport or meet on a plane

What mormon god does to a mf when they drink a caffeinated beverage during their pre earthly existence

I swapped to linux a while back. The compatibility just isnt there yet unfortunately. Theres too many annoying roadblocks

“Woah this guys a millionaire you say? I’m afraid I cant operate on this man due to his choice to be wealthy.”

Buzz Lightyear was Tim Allen.

Edit: Neverimind I just learned that Patrick Warburton did play Buzz in the briefly running Buzz Lightyear: Star Command show from 2001

In the name of our lord Farquad

She do be Angela

Koooooooooooo gunnn…uuuuuuuu suuun

I was watching an early episode of the Twilight Zone last night and an astronaut was asked what it was like in space and he replied “Like here but beyond” and I was thinking wtf what a weird way to describe space. Then I realized it was an episode that aired before humans had ever left earths atmosphere and they didnt have a proper understanding of how space really was at the time

All the salt

Get the salt

Could the T rex have used stealth tactics? Now that we know it had feathers and stuff. Maybe hiding in some thick foliage for the correct moment to snatch its prey

Pays 100gp

“You’re smarter than you look.”

steals back money

“Take it! Its worthless to me anyways.”

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M64 is the best mario change my mind