I was drunk and surfing the internet on my laptop when I got frustrated with windows crashing constantly. An hour later I had installed Linux. Half of that time was backing up my files.

Then wouldn’t they do better in team sports than individual sports?

I would guess that none of the birds were rats. Unless you mean they talked to the cops, in which case I agree they had it coming.

It was loosely based on Brave New World. Although in BNW everyone was fucking all the time and on drugs. Also no one was frozen and there were much fewer gun fights.

The SciFi channel died the day they became the Syfy channel. It may have already been dead by then.

Yeah, you can just reprint satirical articles a week later and they are factual.

The lab quality bit is optional.