Knowing hicks in 'Murica, I am on the side of the truck

When being lazy finally becomes too difficult

While people are willing to pay for some poor bastard to bring a milkshake to their door in 115° heat without thinking about the slave doing their bidding just to survive, ‘Murica will keep doing what’ Murica does

Exploiting people. Being a collective example of every single thing that people can do to treat others badly

And they will be pissy when they are called out for it

I really love living somewhere where unions have a strong influence and collective bargaining is the norm

'Murica is a fucking joke.

You’ll upset a lot of yanks who ignore how 'Murica sat out most of the war, how Henry Ford and others were huge fans of Hitler, and that they didn’t rescue the rest of the world

The civilised world has always sneered at 'Murica

But now we look upon the disaster with great pity for those who have been unfortunately born there who deserve better

I’m a Luddite

I’m still absolutely unaware of what the “fediverse” is, or how lemmy works

I took two months to figure out how to Chromecast to a TV when something changed and I couldn’t follow basic instructions from Google

And yet, even I am able to easily find sites to watch the shit I want to that requires paying shitty 'Murican companies (mostly I enjoy SBS and ABC stuff, because I live in Australia and they have wonderful offerings for all who live here for free)

It’s ironic

They have to work so hard to survive, and yet, when it comes to thinking, they’re incredibly lazy

I genuinely pity them, because I know that as a society, they’re only in such a situation because they’re beaten into submission and apathy

They’re placated by unbelievable convenience, having everything an hour’s delivery away, and numbed to the fact that that means someone is slaving (I use that term deliberately) for their laziness

The mental gymnastics to justify every part of that shitty, exploitative excuse for a society are endless

And when they see other cultures, where we are actually free, they point and laugh, because they are too ignorant to understand

I spend a lot of time in 'Murica, under duress

I hate the place, I see the cruelty and ignorance, and I would gladly offer asylum to those who deserve it, but even amongst the relatively civilised, that’s a small number

Cunts

Fuck Zionists, with a wire brush

I’m so happy to be on the list!

My soup of the morning is a double-shot flat white with half a sugar

And a double espresso thrown down my neck just before I drive to work

I used to love the insert in the cassette case with all the lyrics

You’re going to die alone and lonely

You’re a real dickhead

Don’t breed

It was a good PR campaign

The US was hardly going to try to export their cars to the UK and Europe without keeping that dirty little secret

Yeah, but 'Murica wanted to ignore the nazi thing

I did shift work for years, and it has done permanent damage

I get up at 0430 for work now, and people ask how I cope with the early start, but it’s infinitely better than what I used to do!

I know what you mean, but I have an image of you snacking down on a pig’s perineum and it’s hilarious

I’ve eaten pig uterus, pig rectum, pig throat cartilage etc. and specifically eaten wild boar to taste the full gaminess

I have adventurous tastes…

Yeah, you unfortunately have to manage your expectations here

It’s better than reddit, but still mostly 'Murican, and hence pretty stupid and with a warped sense of what constitutes freedom

Because they’re not all the big round ones

I don’t believe in false advertising

It’s one of my more unhinged videos, but I think it’s hilarious

Especially if you listen to the audio too