Gandalf the Gorsed

Before the invention of the USB, you had to transfer data manually. The trolleybus made it possible to move large amounts with much less effort.

It’s the thing you put your groceries in and wheel around in a supermarket

Thank you for the TL

Tja

They’re referring to when you trying to remove a stain from a previous poo

That tracks

Come on, you can’t say neigh to be a bit of horse

I misread it as “Ducks: How to make them fly”

I love public and private having the same meaning

No-name Halloween? Looks like 8 new names to me

Manjaro my beloved

Oh, believe me I noticed

Link

Maybe narrow would be better wording, given that it’s about proportions rather than absolute size

Wait, didn’t I just see a meme about- ach ja, Kühe sind unterbewertet

Death of the author engineer

Schrödinger’s gender

Relevant Onion video

When the abyss stares back at you, maintain flirty eye contact