I mean, so are free-to-plays full of microtransactions and dark patterns.

How long till they are soft enough to eat?

Good, then all those little kids can move and stay off the other gaming communities.

Are you too poor to get a laptop where you can keep everything plugged in?

How about headset, flash drive, extra monitors, Ethernet cable, charging cable, phone charging/data transfer, controller, and even a better webcam and microphone.

You are looking for solutions on a problem that shouldn’t even exist in such an expensive device.

Even a dongle is just a workaround.

Great, you mean exactly like everyone else does while still having all those ports as well?

I have about as many USB-C ports as a Mac, and they also do everything.

But I also have on top of that: HDMI, Ethernet, audio jack and 2x USB-A

On a laptop that is 1/3th the price of the cheapest Mac.

Terraria of course!

Even aside from the objectively bad charging port, the shape is also awful and unergonomic. And next to a touch-based scrollwheel, it also has no right-click.

The movie may be that old, but that doesn’t say anything about the meme.

This meme also isn’t +100 years old:

Quite the one-way argument you have there.

While Windows broke the printer driver, Linux didn’t have a driver to begin with.

And Windows forces updates because otherwise you have people who would never update and then complain that their computer gets hacked.

Switch those users to Linux, and they would complain a lot more while breaking their entire computer, including hardware.

Doesn’t make those commands any more readable.

If you can’t discern the use of the command by reading the command, it is a bad command.

It should be obvious what it does without the need to translate it.

Because it is hard to convey a lie through story, unless blatantly saying it was a lie afterwards.

You still have to configure OneDrive yourself for any of that to happen.

You mean that thing that is in about every commercial product, but unlike those other options can can be turned off in Windows with one single click on a checkbox?

Most likely the name of the artist who drew the Superman version of the meme.

Because non-techy users would use that feature and then complain to Microsoft when their OS gets malware or breaks.

Windows can only install updates while shutting down, for some reason.

That information is out-dated. Hotpatching was introduced in Windows 11 24H2

How about no killing? That is a way more fair option.