I tend to think of myself as a release candidate male. I’ve got a couple bugs to work out. Nothing big.

You have their number? Fuckin’ get after it

It’s like people spotted him at the diner

“is that the worm guy?”

And he’s just like

“…what?”

lol, the plates are empty. “Thanks but no.”

Kombucha lady, her face disgusted. Kombucha lady, her face intrigued.

Cute joke was cute. Imma go make a new mod on Tast Fracker now.

Updating the balance after granting the wish is bad practice. This genie is begging for a reentrancy attack.

… I like those odds.

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You can’t fool me.

Relevant Simpsons gif

Right? If they make a little money normalizing marginalized groups, I’m not gonna be too mad about it.