Kefla [she/her, they/them]

I’d be surprised if the Flock plague didn’t tip the scales in favor of the US

Indeed, we must fuck on and kill.

Why doesn’t it just let the site display whatever it wants and let me worry about the issue of whether they display properly

Yay, I’m completely unique! I won!

Wait a minute

Your device carries these typefaces, of the seventeen commonly probed by fingerprinting checks. The specific combination of fonts on your device is nearly unique — like a fingerprint made of letters

What the fuck why is my browser telling random websites what fonts I have installed? Shouldn’t that be completely irrelevant to everyone except me and my particular device?

Textbooks and teachers.

We need them to put the hexbear logo on one of the bombs

we had the most beautiful victory, everyone’s saying it, Iran never stood a chance

The king of iran said to me yesterday, “Mr. Trump you’re too powerful, we can’t beat you, please accept our unconditional surrender” and I told him that wasn’t good enough! I made him apologize to me for this terrible war and now we’re going to make Iran great again

Please buy my hats

Quite frankly, I’ve simply never heard of that. I tried one of the quests at a convention once and I was like “wait hold on, they’ve got the computer inside the headset? That’s awesome I want it” and then I learned it was Facebook so I lost interest

A standalone VR headset that I don’t have to give money to the zucc to enjoy? I’m buying like 12 of these things as soon as they’ll take my money

Keep on using my phone till a good Linux phone or similar releases.

Wouldn’t be the first time a country made that mistake I guess

Yup, no phone is the way to go. Obviously not practical 100% of the time in the modern day, but if you’re ever doing something you don’t want linked to you, leave the phone at home.

If you give Gaza to Trump, Trump may feel the need to "stick up for it

When has Trump ever done anything with what he owns except drain it of all value and discard it?