The look they give you when you are the twenty seventh customer and ask for your free ballpeen hammer

Give me at least windows 98 levels or I’m not touching linux

He looks like he’s in a sad chimp enclosure

I don’t like that O thing because I write 0’s with the line through it

The vehicle you buy when she says she’s ready to call you boss

The effect of sleeping in by going to bed early will never taste as sweet as sleeping in by staying in bed late

Mid shin socks or nothing

I was thinking of having a vinyl backup of my current favourite playlist but it’s ten hours long so it could take some time

Is this a start trek reference?

You know what’s better than walking an order to the back? pneumatic tubes that’s what

Never goes out of style

“the poverty war will be over when I begin to fight, if it took a dime to go around the world I couldn’t get out of sight”

I’m guessing the creating an emulator would be a bit much right?

Predicting lottery numbers, proving mathematic formula, coming up with options with for ftl and cold fusion if there are any

Always being right without knowledge on your end could lead humanity forward a lot if you can prove your standing

I’ve seen something like that online, I can’t remember the name but it might have been targeted towards trans people so then can get new clothes in secret or something

Hey man hopefully this isn’t uncouth but I apparently got banned on that concent sub , I don’t disagree with you but maybe I was wrong to assume the person quoted was talking about thier son who was an adult but ya that “whole military aged male” thing is a horrific trick

Maybe an option for every other day too

I got to say I’m on his side

Did he even get paid after they brought him back?

Talk show in a public washroom, “and now our special guest”

I think there’s a thing with lora that compares the signals around the tag and your phone or such to try and work like an airtag tyoe thing