LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name, any]

It’s kinda wild that this is happening like lol what good is the fucking government if they can’t just tell people to make more missiles

To clarify i think it’s good that the u.s. is falling apart like this, i just find the incompetence staggering. I feel like “don’t get into a shooting war if you don’t have enough bullets” is like grade school military theory

Clicking the link didn’t work i had to click it and refresh it

Can’t even go to the website because it doesn’t work

They thought it was Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep but it was really do chairmen dream of electric imaging

Personally i bought a chinese roomba and I get to feel the thrill of patriotic exhibitionism every time it sees me walk around naked

How do you see the U.S. provably do all the shit like this that you think China does, rather overtly for the sake of profits for its corporations, and still think to yourself that things like this are either 1) true or 2) something that you should give a shit about anyway?

Like it’s been literally 200 years of looting the world for profits and there’s so much information known about this, like, from admission from the United states’s own historical documents (in case you’re too stupid to watch what they do and understand their motive, like a grade schooler could) but you’re all over here freaking out about Chinese solar panels spying on you, maybe, for reasons I’m sure you could never begin to articulate

I wanted to just tell you to die, so, this is me being overly polite to you

I’ll stop posting “just smol bean vassal actions” if we ever get an emoji like but for israel

u.k. about to have roving bands of hooligans with nothing better to do than the exact sorts of things the people pushing these laws hate

Have you cleaned your fans and re applied thermal paste because i don’t think it should be doing that

An american president does things americanly:

you: how could those perfidious asiatics do this to us??

auto-braking

It was really cool driving a uhaul that was way too big for me to be qualified to drive only to find it did some automatic ffucking braking or downshifting shit going down hills and it’s like, yes, thank you, that’s exactly what i want when i’m maneuvering something unfamiliar the size of a whale- random automated bullshit i don’t understand randomly fucking with what Im doing

Oh it turns out the rapid scanning of what’s in front of me to look out for and avoid threats while heavily relying on sensing changes in my peripheral vision i.e. to keep distance with the car in front of me isn’t just a weird thing that I do because I’m built different, it’s an ADHD thing (i’d also do this when working retail doing online orders to run around the store and not run into people)

maybe i really do have adhd and that time i was like “hey doctor i can’t read so good no more” and he threw adderall at me he wasn’t being medically irresponsible and my adhd was just so apparent that’s all it took

Kamala harris wanted to “rebuild” the u.s. military into “the world’s deadliest” and said Iran was America’s #1 enemy. What the fuck do you think her intentions are with those statements, you absolute fucking imbecile? Or were you too stupid and ignorant to actually pay attention to the things she said during her 5 minutes of campaigning, so you don’t actually know what the fuck you’re talking about?

the Republican party

Quick, chat, what did the democrats have to say about the u.s. military or Iran during the last election? Oh, Kamala Harris was literally even more bellicose?? yup those dang Republicans alright

Weird, for a country that’s awful to live in China surrrre beats the shit out of literally any western country when it comes to the approval of the population. Are you sure you’re not just a pig stupid ignorant cracker who’s been lied to?

knowing how the sausage is made."

I’ll still eat that slop

Your screen is 360 by 640 pixels, rendered at 4x density — which means it is almost certainly a recent, high-end display

GUESS AGAIN, IDIOTS!

Pretty sure just for all the cost of blown up u.s. shit you could have done universal healthcare and ended homelessness (worldwide)

voters

Guess what doesn’t matter under liberal bourgeois “democracy”

You can be born and raised in China and still not have seen it all.

same for the U.S. but with the addendum of “but why would you want to?”