The Australian version is: Invent new sport. No one else in the world is insane enough to play it.

So happy for you that you’re comfortable being you!

Or a Volvo.

The fridge was designed to survive the third world war.

Dude, fictional supervillains will often have at least some redeeming qualities or be perhaps understandable. Even the ones that are complete monsters can be charismatic.

Not the case for the fuckwads we’re stuck with.

We gonna omelette du fromage - Widowmaker.

Ah limewire. I miss the simplicity of those days.

He should be invited onwards.

I’ll be honest, I haven’t touched a GTA since Vice City on the PC.

If it’s a doctor I know well, then I open with, “not as good as she could be”. If it’s some total stranger, I go with “dunno, hoping you could tell me it’s not as bad as I think”.

Prefer snow to ticks and mosquitoes ngl.

That’s exactly it! Almost like reading an abstract to a paper.

Wikipedia is not a valid academic source. However, it is a great source to lead into valid academic sources.

Uncle Roger’s Egg Fried Rice.

You’re living it mate.

Zombie guards SEIZE HIM!

An abusive family, but a family nonetheless.

“Thinking about buying a machine that turns AI and Tech CEOs into fertilizer.”

Per the Ontario driver’s handbook: Driving is a privilege, not a right.

Dude, a girl that likes a vibe? That’s HAWT.