Cats, if you have them, dogs if not.

I still remember that “Wheat yets third beat pa.” is roughly “Happy birthday to you.”

Do we get to play the shitty games that suck ass?

Eureka!

Wolverine Cavillrine

The call themselves right. But not in the sense that they’re aligned with that political ideology. They just think they’re the only correct ones and everyone… else… is… (…wait a second…).

Better be vanilla cream and not that beige-custard, oatmeal-raisin of the donut fillings.

One more acktchuallay to add; the big C calories in food is 1000 little c calories, so yellow cake only has 20,000,000, take that, uh, whoever.

A,B,C,Deeznuts!

Asked and answered in the title.

Why are my eyes leaking?

That’s where I entered the fediverse. I was there when the question about not pooping for an extended time was asked. Good times. Sad to see kbin is no more.

Reminds me of the post from the cat owner who hear a noise and first reaction was, “I’m going to shove my finger so far up your little asshole!” because they thought their cat was up to mischief again only to later realize they unintentionally scarred a burglar for life.

This is why I’m glad for Lemmy. At first it outraged me, but after seeing the conversation, it does sound more like a dark parody from The Hunger Games (i.e. JabberJays) which is completely possible with current drone tech and speakers, but X to doubt until source cited.

Edit: Thanks for the source. It appears the worst is true.

Guy opens a-bag-of-doritos to show everybody.

ARE YOU SURE!? ARE YOU SURE!? ARE YOU SURE!? ARE YOU SURE!? ARE YOU SURE!?

I second this. I’m into gaming and dev, so I went with the Framework 16 amd got the extender for the graphics card. These are amazing machines and work with linux out of the box. Also modular, which was a requirement for me. Good luck searching!