Mister Neon

We’re a for-profit country. It’s like everything we have set up is to make a few people very rich. The everyday tragedies are acceptable byproducts for those who run everything.

This hurts me.

Unless you got laid off in May.

I got five days of getting ghosted by potential employers, studying code I don’t like, skipping meals, and staring at quiet A/C units I can’t afford to turn on.

As a vegetarian I find this comic offensive. The last panel should be that dude viscously ripping apart the vegetable people with his teeth.

Just because I don’t eat animals doesn’t mean I won’t body slam you if you’re between me and a potato.

A nap after a sugar crash.

I’m having a hard time surviving and no one will help me. People either ignore me or are offended by my presence. That is what is wrong with my “vibe”.

Makes sense. I wouldn’t want me around either.

I was about to make a joke about flying over to Norway and causing issues, but I don’t want to be a jerk.

Could someone in Norway frame me and have me extradited, please?

I’m tired of living through “interesting times”.

No, I have no love for financial institutions.

What value does a crypto bring by itself? It’s not land or a business so you can’t develop it. It’s not a person or application so it can’t perform labor. Crypto is not even physical so I can’t eat it, burn it, or use it as a paper weight.

It’s only purpose is to be speculated on for trading purposes for REAL MONEY. Crypto currency life cycle ends with it being exchanged for another currency, that’s just redundant. It’s a griff like speculation on old comic books was back in the 90’s, except you don’t even get nerd crap you’re trying to offload.

Finally it’s not backed by the violence of another country. Ever since USA moved off the gold standard “the faith and credit of the US government” which is a fancy way of saying the military industrial complex. That’s real and powerful if not ambiguous, which is more than I can say for a list of completed math problems. You and your kind are too weak to have a currency.

You are not an economic revolutionary. You are part of an insular group participating in a ponzi scheme that is desperately trying to get mass adoption so you’re not “holding the bag”. In crypto there is someone always “holding the bag” because crypto has no innate value.

I see no point for it to exist.