Absurdly Stupid

“Your honor, one of the kids said “All lives matter” at the lunch table, and the other children laughed. It’s a well-known fact that if you sit at the table with Nazis, you are a Nazi. Your honor, he can’t tolerate intolerance, his hands were tied. They killed themselves.”

The room erupts with applause.

Youtube is full of fantastic history programs, what do you use it for?

I’m afraid

I live here, and yes, it’s corrupt.

It has been for at least 50 years, now most of all. It’s not as blatant as some countries re open bribery, but our “news” sources have been owned by the bourgeoisie since at least the 90s, every year they bought up more and more smaller, local news sources; now only a few remain, all firmly under control.

Abuses of power are rampant, just not reported often. So we have more room for Kanye coverage, two-page spread

Thank you for Baba Yaga, anything starring Baba Yaga gets my full endorsement. (I can fix her, I just know it!)

It’s fucked, and we were warned decades ago and did nothing but drill, baby, drill.

A lot of people will die. Which I’m pretty sure they’re fine with, less people= less expenses for social welfare programs, lower property values, and so on

“They” being the people in charge of our world-wide MegaForce economy, think JP Morgan and those who “serve” terms at The FED. (in actuality, they take turns reaming us, inflation is how central banks raise taxes without congressional approval).

This 20-year-old meme of a 40-year-old advertisement is getting somewhat tiresome.

Death is my only release

I may be crazy, but I am against any “months”, I just like month months.

To me it usually reeks of corporate pandering. Besides, the Christmas season is enough already, I need the other nine months of the year for peace and quiet reflection.

A moose confronted me in the woods one day, he was very angry and only the stout trees kept me alive.

They don’t look that intimidating from a distance, but up close they are MASSIVE and the bulls can be aggressive. Seven feet tall at shoulders at least!

I’ve read that they are fantastic swimmers, and even feed underwater.

You asked how it would solve the homeless problem, then you answer your own question. Eight billion could buy a lot of housing. When the money runs out, the housing remains! It’s crazy. There are many other treasures and the best property in the UK besides. What for?

Why would you defend the extravagantly wealthy royal family? They won’t return the favor for you, you’re not in their club. They provide you with absolutely nothing and are parasites of the UK.

They’re an embarrassment, even more decrepit and almost as predatory as the USA.

I’m not an expert, but I’ve read that A-10s don’t have very good missile defenses, and they will be pretty vulnerable in Iran, which is stuffed full of missiles

The planes are like 40 years old

On the one hand, this is awful and will be a complete clusterfuck

On the other hand, it would be acceptable if the mods have to use a recent photo as an avatar.

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That freaking Windows button that I have to disable for every laptop

thanks for nothing, I hope you get what you deserve

I wonder how many millions of hours around the world have been wasted on this one fucking button

Chickens are awful creatures, a giant one would fuck you up for absolutely no reason

Wait until they find out about the Spartans.

OH DEAR

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