Doesn’t tick and moccasin country also usually feature black widows and brown recluses? The only deadly spiders in the US?

You can use a vibrator on someone, even integrate them into normal PIV sex. Sex toys are your teammates, not your competition. Then again I’m a lesbian and we don’t have as many hang-ups about using sex toys during sex.

I really think it’s people craving a non-threatening, no-stakes “intimate” relationship

I was gonna say Joe Exotic being Oklahoma’s main claim to fame is a bummer, but then I remembered that I actually went to his zoo so I can’t say shit