It’s really easy:

1. When it sprouts because you’ve forgotten to use it
2. Separate the good cloves from the moldy ones
3. Plant the good cloves in the garlic flower bed
4. Forget to harvest the garlic
5. Buy more garlic and put it in the cupboard

Repeat as necessary

This reads how English Wikipedia claims Americans invented all cocktails

Isn’t it worse that he was treated like an alien and found solace in materialism and so discarded the human race

I read “Fingering warmth“

In French you can say ininflammable

Should have been enflammable

On iOS if you swipe down, the “full status bar” has the percentage either way

The black mirror is when other people can see your number! On a(n even) darker note, I think that’s exactly what they do on death row tbf

Personally it feels like having a countdown until time of death

When you still need a job

”How to get to Wales on an Elephant”

”One on the front, one on the back, and one in the trunk”

The exception that proves the rule?

Time flies

Just pat my head

They struggle to fly in the heat

If it was a dream, yeah?

Yeah, without the revolutionary war, you get Canada 🇨🇦

Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸

Coulis

Like macaroni pie, I love breadcrumbs on top and just an ungodly amount of mature cheddar… literally by weight more than the pasta, and some milk!

warm