Since 1962.

You just have to pee. It’s right in the instructions

No you are

Where?

If they’re Gen Z and later, I’d be pleasantly surprised that they could read and write at all.

First wish: give my wife twice what I wish for.

Second wish: beat me half to death.

Third wish: profit

Cool abbreviations bro

Merci! It’s actually “short” for “kilo”. But you’re doing great!

K

Why do you keep being your mother a “half barrel”?

So many baguettes just hit the ground

Oh really? Cricket!? Lol.

Gen Z when the professor says, “Laptops are not allowed for the final exam which is 75% of your grade.” on the day before the exam.

Kick this sheep’s bladder around or I’ll punch your wives again!

“small amount”. Ok Elon

Are you trying to break Europe by using “k” and “miles” together?

Nice! You’re my first elitist, eurotrash, shithead block of the day! Good work, Pierre!

What is “harmful online advertisement”?

Not being a wage slave in a shithole, dumpster fire of a country.

I’m in the US btw.

Shake the ice around to make more liquid. Just give it a real good swirl. Then stab at the ice with the straw so it makes that horny goose noise.