But you need 4k so that you can see the peach fuzz on a female character to fuel an incel rant.

Also, if you didn’t spend a months wages on a monitor and game at less than 60fps you might as well poke your eyes out.

Everyone knows only straights can use DD memes. /J

I have a friend that works at a wine shop and people crutching AI often pick absolutely the wrong wines to pair for the meals they are going to, or it’ll suggest roughly the correct style of wine, but suggest terrible/big brands that it skimmed off of the first hits it skimmed off of Google Shopping.

I can understand using AI at a big box store where the workers likely don’t know shit about what they put on the shelf, but if you’re in a wine store, maybe ask the person that works with/tastes wine 40+hours a week.

Thanks!

What’s this from?

There was even an 80s documentary about it!

Eh, millennials have said el-oh-el or lol post-ironically for a decade now.

I hope it was used to describe a very long work of prose and not an unmanageably large sandwich.

This post isn’t crescent fresh. It’s only partially cres, at best.

Bodatious!

Used to work at a grocery store and it is definitely rational to peek inside to make sure the goods are all intact. Even the fancy expensive eggs that are packaged like Fort Knox come in broken sometimes. This didn’t bother us.

Please don’t block the whole case while you open carton after carton swapping eggs to get the perfect dozen. Please don’t make a mess of the shelf digging all the way to the back for the freshest eggs/milk. You might find something a couple days fresher, but you are slowing everyone else down. There’s not a magic carton that won’t expire for eight months back there.

Also, don’t ask the stocker if they have anything fresher In Back. The back stock isn’t some magic endless space where we hide all of the freshest/best stuff. It’s probably cramped and organized so that the newest stock is rotated to the back/bottom of a stack, so digging through it just for you is a big waste of everyone’s time that will potentially fuck with inventory.

I used to laugh at the segment of Clerks that rants about what I just did, but after working at a few different stores, people are absolutely like this.

I have a permanent dislike of these games because I had a roommate that played them all of the time. All day I’d hear ‘CLANG CLANG WHOOSH ROAR’ With very little variation, except every ten or fifteen minutes when he would die and scream ‘FUCK!’

I’m sure they are fun, or at least addictive because it’s such a relief to actually win after being frustrated for so long,

Like fun edging, I guess. Not for me.

Been spending the last 20 years at the Winchester, waiting for all this to blow over.

People are disappearing left and right! I need to tell the world about this before

I was going to say: There’s no space for dead, moved to Austin in the 10s, or crippling pain killer addiction.

*renting a tractor

This illustration is completely wrong.

The man representing hackers isn’t in a fur suit.

:The sound of a thousand dicks ripping when the single African character was found in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 :

BlaCk pEopLe neVEr wEnt tO EurOPe iN The MiDdlE AgEs!

I would be so much more interested in Shakespeare if the cast were replaced with giant war robots.

Howard The Duck v2.0.

Give it to me.