My buddy, who I play xbox with, was talking about how long we’ve been friends. 9 yrs. His first description of himself to me as “a twink from Tennessee!”

He is my best friend besides my partner. I told her, cause he has hiv (undetectable) that there’s a chance he’ll die before me and when he does I will be hanging up my multi-player controller as he is my battle brother and it won’t feel right with out him.

Best moment was in bf6 when he was talking shit and got killed. And I was just losing it laughing and he turned and said “I do not like you at all.” In that moment I knew he loved me.

Sorry had to rant about my buddy a little. Love ya Squash. Know you won’t see this. But hope you feel it bud. Love ya.

When men were MEN

Wrong answer.

Or is it?

It is, but taste of it combined with the flavors of the Sushi with the kick of the cocktails sauce followed by the citrus tickles from the lemon juice. So good.

I dip mine in cocktail sauce after putting Wasabi and ginger on it. With squeezed lemon juice in the cocktail sauce

We used be a strong species. Now look at us.

I said scary not fuck you up.

Ya but y’all got some scary spiders.

FUCK OFF RANDY!

Respectfully. That is really cute and heartwarming.

I mean, I gotta agree.

I mean did y’all not look into Mr. Flavor town? He doesn’t have a good track record with women on his show. He treats them more like food than the actual food he claims to know so much about.

The early bird gets to hide his worm.

When I’m excited? God’s honest truth? I rapidly pat my chest with both hands as quickly as possible. I don’t know why.

Then the bomb goes off. Fool.

You hit clear.

Squealing and pooting?

You are a unique person.

I hope they play it on tv.

A surprise, yes. But a welcomed one none the less.

Listen. I’ve tried not to reload after 3 shots fired… know what happened? I was 3 shots short of killing a guy after murdering his buddies.

Now they call you prince charming Can’t speak a word when you’re full of 'ludes