Lame. Next.

My cats reveal that I am the most generous and loveable human

I’m so into vanilla it’s crazy. Seriously. Practically any dessert.

Tidal has a no-AI button, if it helps. They’ve just introduced it. That’s music taken care of, I guess. It’s something.

YouTube is letting people mark their videos as AI or not AI and I assume doing nothing with it? I think I’ve stumbled upon an AI video or two on YouTube but I didn’t see any labels?

EDIT: Oh, fuck, are they just asking us to label our videos “non-AI” so they don’t train their own AI on AI slop? Fuck.

I miss being able to tell people they suck with just one click

Oh, I’m about to argue with one right now you little dumbass

I haven’t read news this positive in years

I dislike Kinder Surprise for this exact same reason

This gives me Christmas dinner flashbacks. Sorry again, grandma. Almond milk. It was almond milk. Sorry.

I sleep in a sensory deprivation tank. Will that do?

Oh my god that is so disturbing. Of all the kinds of horror creatures this is the kind I hate the most

Solar panels and air con are a good short-term solution for the symptoms

And by short-term I mean my whole life

I live in sweltering southern Romania

I took a trip to the Carpathians a couple weeks ago to cool down

Saw two bears in 48 hours in the small town I was in

It’s over. The bears have the high ground

I feel like both adult sites and YouTube keep their search terrible on purpose to keep you on their sites longer so they get more ad revenue

It’s probably a sign that there’s no intimacy in porn and most of it is just awful.

Also, speaking as a Film & TV grad, lots of it is filmed in the dumbest angles

Oh and they use wide lenses for close-ups, which distorts the performers’ bodies

Anyway, long story short, it doesn’t look real

Add a banjo to that and I’m in

If that doesn’t make a woman blush, I don’t know what will

I was hanging out with a few people after an event we went to a couple weeks ago

As soon as there were no girls around anymore one of the guys suggested we go to a college bar to meet some college girls

We’re all over 30

Somethin’ wrong with the boys when the boys alone, man. I don’t like to hang out with the boys. They always pull shit like that. I knew that dude for a total of two hours and he dropped that.

Wait until you hear about the booby traps

Imagine how good it would look on your desk. The sack shining like two disco balls

Or you could hang it above the fireplace like that singing trout