BurgerBaron

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Life of Brian is arguably better for a ensmuggening Python based education.

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Sun intensity increases over time > the oceans boil into space, bye bye complex life > sterile ball > Sun swells into Red Giant possibly overlapping Earth’s orbit > Sun dies taking any optimistic sci-fi humans or what evolves from us with it, not massive enough to supernova > White Dwarf nuclear corpse > Black Dwarf > Universal Heat Death > ???

No way! Manglement isn’t part of the union :P

I work on the floor in a pretty specialized role, so I can always just use the excuse of having to attend to any given machine coincidentally whenever they want to have a meeting I don’t feel like attending.

None of the managers really understand what we do, so they don’t challenge the excuses ever.

Kamikabee

My roommate was reading over my shoulder (I browse on the living room TV sometimes) and he audibly groaned at this which fucking sent me lmao.

No bee has ever stung me without cause, but I don’t have killer bees living here. I do wonder if bees often get falsely accused for wasp behavior, but idk.

That’s sensible.

Out of Joel Haver’s insane challenge of making 12 feature films in 12 months that nobody watches because they just want the cartoon filter shorts, I loved these two films:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbZDX_J3nOE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RS5dUZ2WNg

I liked 2 others, but these were the strongest of the bunch IMO.

My appliances don’t drift much at all, but my Nissan car is fucked. That dash clock drifts by 5 minutes monthly.

Aged like wine!

Please Drink Verification Can and repeat the following phrase: “Blessed be The Algorithm” to continue watching “Compilation of people falling down #596 FUNNY”

Good ol’ trauma bonding.

Photobucket moment.

Oh, not the total owed, but the actual usage graphs. Yeah I only get an annual email containing a recap pretty much at years end for a few services. Otherwise it’s off to the shitty website.

They seem to be trying to copy xkcd’s video format with the fantasy tier what if questions answered seriously. Seems out of place to me, not sure what Gates Foundation gets out of fluff pieces like figuring out what banana rain would do to the planet while getting the terminal velocity of a banana wrong right off the bat too. What a shit video.

Very predictable new form of brainwashing.

That, and a lot of questions about ease of use too, but I answered them neutral because some are bears to set up, others are one click. Idk it depends.

My SIN card shouldn’t still be paper either but governments don’t care.