Please do not the cat.

Extra bonus points if it tells you your character is still locked and you need more xp.

He didn’t listen to George Michael.

No, that’s Jonah Plain.

They’re real … and they’re SPECTACULAR.

You guys are all shallow and pedantic.

Wankah!

The funny thing about men is the penis.

“Sometimes they flirt back” by Stephen King

Oh my god, they’re doing it!

Paying by the pew. So only use pew pew when absolutely necessary.

⛩️ btw

You need at least 16 pigs to do the job. So be weary of find any man who keeps a pig farm.

That’s a problem for the servants to figure out.

You either never cheat on me or this relationship is over.

That’s all you can saaay, that’s all you can saaay

And the only thing you need is more cowbell.

*affected

Hose A