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26·8 months agoAlso Terms and Conditions.
Heartwarming now, heartburning later.
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
You don’t need to unplug a printer for someone to need help with it:
3·1 year agoOh so it’s a pop-up book?
At least it wasn’t avocado toast.
You can have a real experience without dropping thousands by playing Russian roulette.
Don’t, though!
If we had gagaball when I was a kid, I wouldn’t have spent every recess playing with rollypollies.
Would love to see what Kratos would do to Jesus.
🤭 I’m sure there’s Rule34 of that somewhere.
Jesus would just turn the other cheek.
The upstairs cheek or the downstairs cheek?
The trick is to sit on the edge of someone else’s bed.
Yeah but you can’t fap on the train. I mean, you shouldn’t.
Here’s this in animated form:
Go forth and spread your seed and be fruitful and multiply.