Captain Picard and his brother were sent off to an old fashioned English boarding school by their luddite father that didn’t allow them to transport home in the evening or weekends, thus their English accents (my head canon).

Picard’s brother became indoctrinated into the same fucked up luddite philosophy and didn’t even allow 24th century fire safety technology in his home, leading to the death of him, his wife and his son due to a fire (actual canon).

I’m coming to you if there’s an EMP attack.

It’s s all Star Trek-y.

Ironically, more than one Trek episode would only be five minutes long if they had all encompassing surveillance on Starfleet ships.

*40,000+ years ago (potentially as long as 100,000+ years).

Cats were about 10,000 ya. We didn’t need cats until we had loads of harvested grains to protect from rodents.

PSA over.

You realise geopolitics isn’t a sports game, right? You can be a critic of US imperialism and Russian imperialism.

This reminds me of twenty years ago when I went to Madagascar.

The cigarettes were 20p a packet. Literally a penny a fag.

I started smoking because I couldn’t afford not to.

Currently playing the Star Trek total conversion mod (which is excellent btw). Last night, as the Romulans, I took about half of the Federation’s territory in a war including Earth and genocided about 50 billion people. Everyone except for my cousin species the Vulcans. They get to be slaves.