In the US, we are more mean spirited and so, we stereotype groups that are “different” in demeaning ways. I’m a cis hetero white guy, but I’m also a socialist. We are thought of as effeminate, overeducated and overweight vegans who don’t enjoy anything.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m sure the way you’re thought of is demeaning to you also. To us it just feels different.

Fascism is the world’s future. It’s going to take a world war to end it.

America needs electrolytes!

“If you don’t have anything to hide, why would you be against this?” – Americans

Wanker.

There aren’t many dragons around here. We’re too quiet to attract the attention of bad guys. However, I both do laundry and load the dishwasher. I’m also the cook. Been doing this since well before I retired. One of my sociology students actually told me it was “gay.”

“WTF? I’m going to get crucified for little Timmy, when he beats off on his dad’s OnlyFans account in 2022? That’s a no.”

We get to pay for that. Thanks, Daddy Donald. Such a brilliant strategic planner.

Feel Clean, Vote Green/s

“The hour’s top story, our glorious freedom fight in Iran is going well, and Dear Leader’s bravery will bring peace everywhere!” – The Media, probably

Americans love bravado. This will be millions of Republican votes.

Google “Unit 731.” If you have a strong stomach. That’s where we’re headed, and this time there won’t be a war to stop them.

That would mean an actual declared war, which would bring Russia and China in.

Iran isn’t Iraq. This will be a major war with a technologically advanced military. Eventually, there will be a draft. Unfortunately, they’re probably smart enough to do it by Zip code, meaning it will be another Vietnam: a war of the poor and the not-white.

There are recruiting offices in YOUR city, MAGAs! Go on, show your loyalty!

There will be a high profile show trial and execution. This is our new reality. My nonexistent god, I am seeing the Fourth Reich.

This is the 21st century’s September 1, 1939.

Laissez Le Bon Temps Roulet!

I miss NOLA.

Hanberders, bigly

“Captain? I’m getting Dad Jokes on all frequencies!”