Motherfucker, if you’re at the head of the line, its only common courtesy to shove your phone up your ass, and move! Do you think the light is gonna get greener? The fuck are you doing up there?

100% wool underbritches. Wicks the sweat away from your junk.

This was the last tweet, this motherfucker ever twat.

Why dont you just use your gun?

Carl’s Jr. $5 Burger used to mock this bullshit. It cost $3 and it was fucking amazing.

To hell with flying. I’ll settle for a working ladder.

Why don’t you people proofread these things before posting?

My shift linkage has been held together with bailing wire going on 4 years now. One more year and it will have outlasted the original bushing clip thing.

Cuba is next. 🖕🏻

I’m sorry, if you really WANT to suck a dictators dick go ahead I guess…

That was beautifully put.