Well I’m convinced. Time to score some meth

Wait until you hear about drugs

Only one has ‘The’ World Cup

You realize that pretending to not know what the most watched sporting event in the world is just makes you seem like an idiot, right?

Shoving the ball under your shirt to make yourself look pregnant

Half way there

I’ve taken this for granted since the beginning… It seems incredibly suspect that such a powerful intelligence apparatus could not have known about such a wide spread attack.

Yeah it’s good that they’re doing it but they’re definitely not doing it because they give a fuck about humanity. They’re doing it because they’re smart enough to see how easily they can move into the world role that the US is willfully abandoning