Oh no they scared travelers. Wouldnt want them to have to think about atrocities for even a second!

Yeah this is the actual solution. With that said, I would be fucking stoked if I showed up to a friends house and they showered me with 100 beers.

I’ll just stand then

Self checkout is a great place to sneak your 10 dollar parmesan in to the 2 dollar head of lettuce

bro, they should be sending me metric drill bits instead. Those fucking drywall anchors they send are always in metric and I can never find my metric drill set.

It is always moral to shoplift nestle products.

Yard yard

When your kid wakes you up at 5 am every day, 9 am is 1/4 of the way through your day!

Yeah but i mean aliens could be out there having a great time. Hell, some humans are skydiving right now… possibly in to a Mayan temple!

Its not just pac-man any more these days

Adblocker FTW. Also im pretty sure ads dont pay shit without clickthrough. God the current financialisation of the web sucks ass.

If the “jump to recipe” button doesnt work or doesnt exist, Im out.

Say its “just” about a girl climbing a mountain is disingenuous. Its a metaphor man.

Just be careful guys…if it can happen here it can happen to you. Stay frosty out there.

dear god

Or get a chicken bake, a hot dog and a soda and still have money left over.

Edit: I just went to costco and their chicken bakes are 3.99 not 2.99 😭

Bro its not luck theyre hacking.

Raw onion on a deli sandwich is great, but maybe not quite so much…